[Translation in English] JIN LIVE WEVERSE 남준이 생일축하 기념 게임

 SEOKJIN LIVE CELEBRATING JOON'S BIRTHDAY

🐹 I got on a plane and came here...

🐹 I couldn't wish joon on his birthday and got nothing here to do as well so I turned this vlive to play games commemorating Namjoon's birthday

🐹 Those in Korea right now... it's probably morning so some might be leaving to work or school, some might be just lying down too

🐹 I've got some important business in the U.S, so I'm here for that

🐹 I brought my computer with me.

🐹 I got a perm and I'm not..... quite sure if it suits me well

 When I look in the mirror I sometimes feel like I've gotten that old-look

 Ahhh just few years ago I used to look so young.

---Seokjin found YouTubers playing this game, so he decided to play it while also celebrating Joon's birthday lol

🐹 This (game) doesn't require the keyboard! You have to move it lile this *up* this *down* this *left* and this *right* using the mouse!

 I thought I can use the arrows to jump but no, it's played by the mouse.

🐹 How did my day go by so far?

 I just woke up and got to the game I was planning on, had my meals and thought of spending the day just like that.

🐹 Ah this mouse isn't that good! 

 this mouse isn't moving that well

 *aggressively jumping with mouse sounds*

🐹 *talking to game character* Come over here

 No no not there! Come over HERE

 Hey you, no no my friend it's this way, my friend this way this way!!

 Heyy my friend isn't it too early to get mad at you? Come over here.

🐹 I watched the others play this on Youtube-, I mean **tube and thought "Ahh how is this so hard to play?" But now that I'm playing it I get it, indeed you need to experience things to understand them

🐹 *jumping sounds*

 Ahh ohhh aahhhh happy birthday namjoon

 *jumping sounds*

 Namjoon-ah *jump* happy *jump* birthdayy... *jump*

 Ah.. I shouldn't be saying Namjoon-ah happy birthday while doing this.

*seokjinnie gaming sounds*

🐹 *aggressive game sounds*

 Ahh this mouse is so..

 *jumping*

 Ahh mouse you need to cooperate

 *jumping*

 Ah... I'm getting stressed already.

🐹 *jumping*

 Namjoonahhhh happy birthday

 *character falls* AHHHH

 It falls if I say Namjoon-ah happy birthday huh

 Next time I'm gonna say Yoongi-yah happy birthday!.

🐹 This way this way this way!!!! 

 AHH you need to sto-

 Oh yes that's right!

 *jump*

 .... Excuse me mister?

🐹 *jumps*

 AHSJJAKAjdks Yoongi-yah happy birthday!!! Yoongi-yah!!

 *falls*

 ... ok I'm going with Jungkook next.

🐹 I'm seeing a lot of comments like "You can do it" "fighting!" And all, thank you I'll gain strength with them and continue.

🐹 *jump* *jump* *jump* *falls*

 Ahh... was I this bad at games?

🐹 Huh???? Why does this move the way it wants to?

 *to the character* If you're gonna be like that then go play by yourself!

*stressed seokjinnie gaming sounds*

🐹 Woahh *wins* some water!!

🐹 Ah I worked hard

🐹 WOWW I'm getting many congrats in here!

🐹 "wow you did it" "marry me" "congratulations" ohhh wow thank you!!! *clap clap clap*

🐹 From this side... to that side

🐹 ahhh no no no no you went too far too far

🐹 come back come back.

🐹 ahhh nooo this way this way move move jumppp~~~~

🐹 Seokjin-ah, please don't make an ugly face, you're a celebrity.

🐹 I just saw someone in the comments say that it's sloppy

🐹 This game is actually very hard okay!

🐹 Ah the mouse pad wasn't good, is it because it's too fast?

🐹 Hold on let me just...

🐹 Is it okay now? That's fast..

🐹 Ahh indeed it was the fault of the mouse sensitivity!

🐹 Ah no no AAHSJAJAJAKKNOO-

🐹 *talking to himself* Let's not make an ugly face ok?

🐹 There's like a 5 second delay so it's fun looking at my face.

🐹 Ah right right that's right WAIT NOOOOOO ahh you can't be like that.

🐹 There was sometjing i wanted to say, I was about to swear too but it's something I cannot say out loud

🐹 Okay challenge again! They say that taking on a challenge is good let's go.

🐹 How did I go up earlier? Did I say "Jungkook-ah happy birthday?"

🐹 *jump* 

🐹 *falls* Ahhh.... looks like I'm lacking Vitamin C.

🐹 Ah the sensitivity is high oh nooo ahhahh go go go up ah please noooooo.

🐹 Okay I'm going with j-hope have a drink this time

🐹 jhope have drinkshdjsksk jhoooopee jhope have a driiink aahhAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

🐹 I was actually planning on keeping this live in till I break this record, but looks like I can't sleep if I do that.

🐹 Ah just STOP GOINGGGG

🐹 Ayy it's only fun if you go up right?

🐹 Aw aw that's right right

🐹 *goes up* oh that's right that's right please do as you wish aww.

🐹 Ahhh... can't you just live here? 

🐹 It's okay it's okay, I'll save you don't worry.

🐹 *scratches hand*

🐹 I just showered guys, I'm not dirty.

🐹 Ahwww it's not easy to pass this (level), but I saw so many people who did it in 30 seconds.

🐹 Ah no no NO!!! 

🐹 *talking to himself* Okay, okay don't get angry

🐹 Seokjin-ah you're a pro, don't get angry

🐹 slowly slowly AHHH WHY DO YOU KEEP MOVING THE WAY YOU WANT TO

🐹 ahh Seokjin-ah.. *breathes* smile.

🐹 Why the hell do you keep falling!!!!! Did you put sesame oil on you or what!!

🐹 Sesame oil is used in cooking Korean foods, it's also delicious when you add it in Bibimbap

🐹 That was a TMI btw.

🐹 No no no!! Oooohhhkay okay that's right!!

 slowly slowly~~~ up! up! up! Ah NO JUST GO UP THE ROCK WHYY.

🐹 that's right that's r- NOOO!!!

 Why do you jump the way you want to- NO!!!!!!!

 AHDJSKKSJDKS I said DON'T JUMP THE WAY YOU WANT TO!!!

🐹 ..I don't think I can turn this live off till I go back to Korea.

🐹 AH WHY-Seokjin-ah, don't get mad.. don't act like an amateur! Behave like a pro okay?

🐹 Hereafter I won't turn on the live and play games...

🐹 Okay from here go straight and jump to the other side

 AHH I told you other side but you jumped to this side

 Seokjin-ah you can do this, you are a sane person!

🐹 Seokjin-ah, jump to the right side! Let me repeat that for you Seokjin-ah, move. the. mouse. to. the. right. side. Okay?

*scream of despair as he falls to the bottom again*

🐹 When I fall, our fans too scream "NOOOOOO" in the comments, I feel great.

🐹 The sensitivity of this mouse is so... ahh I can't get used to it cause it's not my computer 

 Okay, let's do this again.

🐹 Okay so from here, you only gotta jump and hold on to the right side! It's not that difficult, the right side

 Ha see! You jumped to the left, this is why you don't deserve to go up there!

🐹 Ahhh... my eyes are itchy

 *itch itch* that felt great.

🐹 Guys, I'm not crying! No cry no cry!

🐹 Why do you keep jumping when I don't ask you to? You only gotta jump when I ask you t-

 Ah my eyes are itchy.. is this when I need to have artificial tears?

🐹 ah WHY!! Whyyyy do you keep moving on your own!!

 If I was at home I'd have turned it off by now.

🐹 Ahh i had naegymyeon for lunch and now I don't feel great.

🐹 *reading walkthrough*

 Climb up there and grab something

 I wanna grab something tooo

 I *jump* wanna *jump* grab *jump* something *jump* tooooo!!

🐹 Looks like a problem with my hand and not the mouse sensitivity

 ..Should I just turn it off...

🐹 NO I... was not planning to go that way okay? I want to go this way but you are going that way

 Is this supposed to move the way it wants to?

🐹 This might sound like an excuse but there are many things in the way here! There's a graphic thingy, the lamp and many other things, so there's only a little space for the mouse to move!

🐹 If our security/protocol team are watching this... would you mind bringing me some digestive pills?

*security team enters with pills*

 Hold on let me have some digestive pills and come!

 Our security team, you've been watching my live I see~

🐹 Ah this might be boring to people who are watching... should I turn it off?

 No I can't do that.

🐹 Grab the mouse and-

 "Taehyung marry me"? There's no Taehyung here...

🐹 From here... up! up! up! ok ok I figured how to go up now!!! And then from here... up! up! ahh I just gotta jump to the right

 *sigh* ahh I'm getting so mad.

🐹 Ahh why isn't this getting digested

🐹 okay I will rest if I go up there! If I go up, it will be seokjinnie's rest time.

🐹 I usually lie down after having digestive pills, so let me just take a little break over there and come back

🐹 I'm not turnjng this live off! I won't end it till I break this record

🐹 Let me just stay here for 3 mins and I'll be back.

🐹 Ahh I feel better now

🐹 *talking to the protocol team* I think it was because I had too much of naengmyeon (cold noodles), I will try to reduce the amount I eat next time

👤 Fighting (on the game)!

🐹 *facepalm* our protocol team hyung just said fighting with that game haha.

🐹 Why did they create such a game? Is this even a game..?

🐹 Ah what's wrong.. have I grown old? I can't digest that well.

🐹 There's a famous quote from Mike Tyson... "Everyone has a plan... till they get hit in the mouth".

🐹 That's right that's r- *falls* OHWOAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

🐹 ... Right, I'm glad that you didn't fall to the very bottom.

🐹 If I do well it's my fault, if I don't then it's the mouse's fault.

🐹 okay so I need to go slowly and jump that side using my agility!

🐹 Ahh is it because I'm growing old, I can't do this that well..

🐹 *falls*

🐹 It's okay, I'll let you off because this part is easy.

*sound of seokjin's soul shutting down*

🐹 Namjoon-ah, happy birthday..

🐹 Okay let's do this again.

🐹 Ah i will lie down on the bed for 3 mins and come back ahh this is so hard

🐹 .. should I just sleep?

🐹 If our security team are watching, could you please bring me a needle? Ah, there's actually a thing in Korea where when you prick a point with a needle, black blood comes out and they say it helps digestion, so if our security team are watching, please ask for a needle from our stylist team if you can.

 *seokjin falls back to square one as his needle arrives*

🐹 Tadaaaa I'm back!

🐹Okay, now I'm going for it again with a new start and new mind.

🐹 So, today, we will be playing a game called 'Getting Over It'

🐹 What's this game like? It's a game that gives you stress :)

🐹 That's right that's right slowly slowly take it eaaasy~ it's not like this is a timed game or anything so go slowly

🐹 Yuppp!!! You're doing great, that's better okay okay!

🐹 I'm not making excuses with the mouse because I'm bad at it, but this mouse keeps adjusting the sensitivity of it on its own

🐹 Do you have anything against me? Most probably not, cause you're just an inanimate object.

🐹 Ah why does my shoulder hurt.. Seokjin-ah, you're a weaker person than I thought I see-

🐹 AH WHY DO YOU KEEP!!! Going there!!!

🐹 Ahh... I just want to quit

🐹 AHH WHYYY DO YOU!!!!

🐹 Ahhh just send me up there! Our fans probably want to see me up in the blue sky too!

🐹 Ah no it's just me! I'm tje one bad at it alright? I agree it's me, it's just ME who's bad at it!!! Okay???

🐹 Ow myy you saw my belly!

🐹 Uh??? huhh?? There it is!! The house is RIGHT there!!! Why do you seriously have to go up that rock!!! Just go THERE!

🐹 ...................

🐹 Okay, let's go up there slow~ly

🐹 *breathes in* up! up!

🐹 Ah I feel sleepy! I feel jetlagged... what time is it now?

🐹 Okay 18:34..

🐹 Look look LOOK!! You also just witnessed that I jumped that way but this thing jumps this way! This is a fault in these gadgets!! Look at that!! I gotta go back to Korea and change them.

🐹 Did you see that????? I clearly jumped up but this jumped the other way!!

🐹 Ah is this a sign for me to stop playing.

🐹 Ahh.. I just want to smash and destroy everything right now *laughs*

🐹 I just wanna destroy the computer, mouse and everything haha what do I do haha.

🐹 I hate it, I just hate everything!!! I hate this man, this mouse and hate myself TOO!!

🐹 If I fall down from here I will just stop, my shoulder hurts

🐹 Ah.. but I want to play till the very end

🐹 It's the situation, it's just the situation!!!!!

🐹 My wrist... my wrist hurts sooo much!! It's turned red *laughs*

🐹 Watch okay... I'll jump to the right and he'll jump to the right

🐹 LOOK LOOK LOOK!! I just jumped to the right and he jumped to the left why just WHY.

🐹 In my point, my mind is tired, so let me just take a 5 min break and come back

🐹 Oh myy will I be able to break all levels today.. I feel sleepy.

🐹 Okay, should we continue again?

🐹 If I adjust this a bit, will my wrist feel better?

🐹 Ahh my hair is a mess.

🐹 Huh? It suddenly got better? Is this the effect of my rest?

🐹 Just go slowly uh? SLOWLYYY~ can't you see that I'm moving a cm by cm??? Just go up there slowwwly~

🐹 Ahh this is hurting my pride

🐹 The fact that I'm doing this and the fact that I'm still here is hurting my pride!

🐹 I wanna say alot of things but I'm unable to say it out loud right now.

🐹 I just hate the entire world, I hate .. Ahh i just hate everything!!!!

🐹 Okay okay okay I understood till that part! I understood!!

🐹 But I only understood.. I don't know how to put it to action.

👤 *protocol team hyung enters*

🐹 Oh? Ah yes it's digested well!

🐹 Is that a drink? Oh okay I'll drink it well :) 

🐹 Do you wanna play a round with me?

🐹 Ah I just want ti quit tgis game, but I'm unable to turn this off cause it will hurt my pride so bad!

🐹 This is all because of the issue with the mouse, but if I turn it off like this it'd look like I'm bad at this game and it'd hurt my pride!

🐹 Just stop... stop STOP falling downnnnn!!

🐹 Ahh i just wanna go in there and get this man out of that clay pot.

🐹 You can win it, go win it!

🐹 Together with armys go win it!

🐹 Resurrect your pride, seokjin-ah!

🐹 AHHHjdkskk isn't there any other route for this!!!!!! 

🐹 ahhhh I'm gonna die out of frustration!!! ahhHHH jump a bit higher AHWHHHHHH ISN'T THERE ANY SANDBAG HERE AHHH I'm sooooo.

🐹 Ahh isn't there really ANY other route?? Do you really have to take this route? I just wanna break it all and jump up there but AHHH WHYYY.

🐹 Ah ok ok finally I'm up here!!! Oh oh noo don't let your guard down!! Keep going don't jump DON'T jump from there!!!!! Just stay there! Ahh thank youuuu

🐹 *goes up* AHHH thank you thank you thank you really!!!

🐹 It's a day I will remember about being grateful!

🐹 Ah om ok that's- AH WHYYY WHY DO KEEP!!!!!!!

🐹 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ME?? If you DO then do it OVER WORDS. OKAY?? WORDS!!!! Don't be like this!!!

🐹 I've gotten so used to this now huh it's basically my home! It's almost like my home in here!

🐹 Oh hi~~~ friend I'm seeing you for the 5th time today~ Hi~~

🐹 Ah, what do I eat for dinner today.

🐹 *singing* Oh myyy I long for those years back then, looking for my mom I mis-

🐹 Oh wait copyrights.

🐹 If you have anything against me just say it in words

🐹 Huh? Why isn't he moving when I'm moving my mouse?

🐹 Ah please go up... I'm sorry I was being rude to you

🐹 *goes up* OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE SH-

🐹 I knew you'd do that.

🐹 Dear friend, I'll be humble starting now

🐹 I'm bad at this, I can't go up I can't I can't I can't I cant~~

🐹 *goes up* ??? He goes up when I say I can't? I gotta keeo up that humble mode huh.

🐹 Just grab it, go up! Goooo up!!! aaaAHHAHHhhhh I'm gonna die oit of frustration JUST GO UP THERE!!!

🐹 Ah does my shoulder hurt because I'm too far from the desk? I t doesn t hurt when I'm sitting like this

🐹 Why are you being like this to m-AAHSJAAAAAAASAHOHHHWWWAHHHH

🐹 Ah really, if i go back to the Taejo village (level 1) again I will really, REALLY turn it off.

🐹 I'm just gonna nap here for 5 mins.

🐹 Ah I'm so sleepy what do I do

🐹 *brings a new chair*

🐹 Ah this feels comfortable! This is how I gotta play games!

🐹 Ah i just changed my chair and the game is going so~~ smoothly heh?

🐹 Hi friend~~ seeing you fir the 6th or 7th time h-EAAAAAHHHHHAA UUHAHAHHHHHH SORRY I'M NOT GONNA GREET YOU AGAIN!!

🐹 It was that kid

🐹 That kid pushed me down!

🐹 What's the time? Isn't it time for bed already? 7:30pm.

🐹 Should I just stop... I don't think i can do this anymore

🐹 I've been playing this for 2 or 3 hours now and I can't believe I came back to the bottom.

🐹 Okay, this Namjoon's Birthday commemoration gaming vlive ends here because my shoulder hurts and I'm feeling jetlagged.

🐹 If I have time later, after my work is done, I will come back again with this game to end it.

🐹 ah but I feel bad, I'll just play ONE last time, final round and just straight up end it all, end the broadcast itself if I fall.

🐹 Okay I fell, that's it

🐹 Let me just read a few comments (and wrap it up)

🐹 or should I just sleep here?

 This is gonna be a sleeping broadcast everyone! Goodnight!

🐹 I might not be looking ugly right? Okay *sleeps*

🐹 ah I'm sleepy *mouse tapping*

🐹 I'm not supposed tobe sleeping right now *mouse tapping*

🐹 you can't sleep now Seokjin-ah *mouse tapping* *falls*

🐹 AHHHHGGG I'm just going to sleep.

🐹 Ahh but I usually live like this on a daily basis, so I feel quite embarrassed that I'm showing how I live to you.